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"Yahrps List" is part of The Jaap Verduijn Network, a completely megalomaniacal place where no people in their right mind would want to hang out... and indeed don't. In fact this list seems to be the only relatively sane part of the "Network". However, like so often is the case, a method can be discerned in the madness - although totally bonkers, Jaap Verduijn is far from a fool. Crazy as a coot and autistic as an axolotl, but a lot smarter and more entertaining than both! The picture to the left shows him in his favorite disguise as an Kuwaiti oil sheikh, about which he says: "If you dress up and behave like the richest people in the world, you'll soon be one of them. That's the Law of Attraction. As a fringe benefit the tea towel also keeps Jehovah's Witnesses at bay, and guarantees your very own row of seats on most international flights and all domestic ones".

Our Rules are few and just, but oh dear, how strictly and severely are they enforced! So if you can't, don't or won't agree to them, do not sign up or you will be promptly punished!

Thou agreest to receive emails from other members of this Safelist. That's the whole idea, Thou knowest! Thou shalt exercise no child pornography, no encouragement of hatred, no wearing of underwear for more than one day, no promotion of racism, and no flames. However, witty or funny insults are welcome! Thou shalt not employ any autoresponders for either your list email or your contact email. Thou shalt not use misleading subject lines like "Your account has been deleted", "From admin", "You've won a million dollars", "Notification of payment received" or similar sad and sorry crap. Thou shalt not open, use, exploit and/or maintain multiple Yahrps List accounts. Thou shalt not reply with any advertisements to any Yahrps List email Thou receivest. Forsooth, Thou shalt never dispatch any advertisements to any administrative email addresses. Thou shalt not harvest and/or otherwise abuse other members' contact and/or list email addresses. In order to avoid bouncing, Thou shalt not use zwallet, hotmail, yahoo or other addresses on our banned list. 't Is strongly adviced that Thou viewest, studiest and respectest the entire list of banned domains here. Yea, Thou shalt always gladly honor and joyfully respect Thine Host and his "wide and wicked grin". Wide and wicked grin!

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